When I was free.
I've been thinking a lot of the "before times". Not just before cancer, but also before the pandemic. I guess these go hand in hand,...
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Ass Cancer Diaries
The diary of a millennials’ journey with ass cancer
I always thought I would be writing a beauty blog (which is my true passion), but going through this time in my life, I wanted to share my story with others going through something similar
Scroll down to see my posts - they are in no particular "order", but the newest posts are at the top
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Mar 9, 2021
Is there a cure for nightmares?
Last night, I had the worst nightmare I've had since I can remember. I was so scared, that I woke up in terror and went downstairs and...
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Mar 7, 2021
New discoveries and lifestyle "tweaks"
Over the past several months, I've received infinite amounts of information and helpful suggestions on how to recover. Honestly,...
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Mar 3, 2021
It happened.
Never in my wildest dreams, did I think shitting my pants in my 30's was even a possibility. Well. dreams do come true. This "healing"...
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Feb 24, 2021
Fin.
Completed my 30 radiation treatments on Monday, and I can't believe I made it. When this thing first started, I didn't see an end in...
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Feb 19, 2021
Almost there.
Well, only one fucker (aka radiation treatment) to go. I'll admit, I almost quit the whole thing last week. I was given the option to...
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Feb 14, 2021
Plain rice with a side of Imodium
It's valentine's day, in a pandemic. The only thing that people have to look forward to, is ordering take-out or cooking a delicious...
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Feb 4, 2021
Blue is my colour.
The energy healer that I've been working with, told me that the colour blue is MY healing colour. Colour therapy has been talked about in...
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Jan 28, 2021
Pants-Off Dance-Off
Everyday is the same protocol - go into the radiation room, pull my pants down, lie down face down on the table, and get zapped. Many...
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Jan 23, 2021
Feeling better
I stopped the chemo pills on Wednesday, and it has been glorious ever since. Great sleeps, no sweats. I hope I made the right decision. I...
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Jan 20, 2021
Week 2. Gambling.
I hate gambling. I get so stressed out, and I can't stand the thought of losing everything...or anything at all. I mentioned in my last...
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Jan 15, 2021
Coffee after radiation
Week one is done! My partner and I are getting into the groove of a new "routine". Wake up, take chemo pills with food, drink a bunch of...
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Jan 10, 2021
Sunday scaries
I am officially on leave from work now. Taking a short term leave for about five weeks while I complete the next phase in my treatment....
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Dec 29, 2020
The grudge.
I'll admit, I am one of the biggest grudge holders in the world. When I was in elementary school, I got picked on A LOT. I think I...
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Dec 23, 2020
When I get that feeling, I need "alternative?" healing.
This whole process has made me look into anything and everything that might help me. A few years ago, my boss at the time (a woman in her...
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Dec 19, 2020
Guilt.
Warning - this post is going to be depressing AF (*note to parents, "AF" = as fuck.). In addition to the many "issues" I'm working...
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Dec 18, 2020
Did Scrooge have ass cancer too?
If so, this would make a lot of sense. I would be a crusty ass old man at Christmas if I had ass cancer. Actually, I'm just a crusty ass...
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Dec 14, 2020
CCC! Read all about it!
I'm not usually one to bombard people with my personal or political views, or to preach about things. I'm definitely a big supporter of...
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Dec 9, 2020
Some good news.
Let me start off by saying that I had a full on meltdown in front of the doctor yesterday. I think it was a combination of relief,...
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Dec 3, 2020
C.B.D. It's dynamite
oi,oi,oi. C.B.D. (like the song by AC/DC). The doctors say no for some reason, but the nurses (and everyone else who has compassion), say...
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