They told me that I wouldn't lose my hair completely, and for that I am so grateful. I expected the hair on my head to thin out for sure, but I forgot about the hair on my face (like, the hair you want, not like a beard or anything). There is definitely evidence of this hair "thinning" around the house (I thought I was shedding before all this shit), and now there are hair tumbleweeds grazing my hardwood floor, illuminated by the sunlight. Note: I hate the floors in my house. I want to rip them up every single day. They are the perfect finish and colour, to show every god damn hair and dust particle that was ever made. When this is all over, I am going to rip it up myself, or take sand paper to it, and sand the shit out of it, until it is unrecognizable (or I will move out, because I hate it that much). For now, we will just vacuum every day, and not look at the floors, ever again.
Moving on.. I look into the mirror today, and I see a familiar sight. I can't quite place it, but I've seen this before. Yes, I remember now. Sperm brows. I believe that all of us girls, had them at some point in our lives (in the 90's is when it made it's big debut). NOOOOO...I worked so hard to grow these in over the past several years, and now, two horizontal sperms above my eyes!! Must fill them in to make them look "normal". But wait! pencil doesn't really adhere well to skin...ok, time to use everything I learned in college (yes, I'm super smart, and I have a makeup diploma with honours. Don't be jealous. My parents are super proud that I didn't go to business school). I will create fake hairs with a liquid eyebrow pen, and then add brow mousse (with fibers) to add volume to my five eye brow hairs..it's not perfect, but it'll do. Just don't get too close to me. Thank you pandemic.
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