Nothing, I mean, NOTHING, makes you feel more attractive than having to ask your significant other to wrap you up in plastic wrap like they're a subway sandwich artist, just so you can shower. Yes, I've come to the time in my 38 year old life, when I have to ask someone to help me shower. I honestly thought that I would be like 80 years old before that happened, but lucky me, I get to do that now. With this PICC line (see my other post for more info on this nasty thing), you can't get it wet, or it can get infected. Yay! So, I researched how to shower with a PICC line. I've come up with the following plan:
Step 1: Ask partner to wrap GLAD press and seal around arm and seal it
Step 2: Ask partner to shimmy on "bubble boy" shower sleeve (I will include an image below, so you can see this ridiculous thing)
Step 3: Ask partner to cut waterproof tape and tape it around edge of sleeve
Step 4: Only sometimes if you don't want to wash your hair, put on sexy shower bonnet to cover hair NOTE: this is one of the most attractive things that partner can see you in. Will include image of the type of bonnet that I use (*Some of my girlfriends have had the opportunity to see said bonnet)
If my partner didn't think I was hot before, let me tell you, consider me a Victoria Secret Angel now. I just hope when this is all over, he can get this image out of his mind, or we may never be intimate again.
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